Thursday, January 17, 2008

Britney Spears' Obituary Ready to Print

According to the tabloid US Magazine, Britney Spears' obituary has already been cooked up by the Associated Press:

The Associated Press began preparing Britney Spears’ obituary within the past month, has learned.

"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us.

"I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now," Washington adds. "Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."

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