I'm glad somebody over there has developed a sense of humor:
Whose energy plan shows the most promise?
John McCain's 27% 24469
Barack Obama's 33% 29878
Paris Hilton's 39% 34967
Total Votes: 89314
The related article sums up Hilton's approach to energy:
The McCain camp responded to Hilton's ad Tuesday. "It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America's energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan," says McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds.
I definitely support that. It's hot.
Here's the video (A little warning: It has Keith Olbermann in it):